• ·相亲之五大尴尬

    相亲之五大尴尬mutually close five big and embarrassed尴尬一 Embarrassed a女:你是第一次相亲吗? female:You are a time mutually close?男:是的。 male:Yes.女:其实这是我朋友给我的忠告:第一次相亲时如果没有重大的不满意,最好还是跟第一次相亲的对象结婚…… female:In

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  • ·得到女生kiss的方法

    得到女生kiss的方法get girl kiss' method跟大家说说,得到女生kiss的方法 Say with everyone, get girl kiss' method& nbsp;注意!本法不可用于做坏事,违者必究。 attention!This method can't used for do wrong and disobey to necessari

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  • " href="/wangluoyulu/feizhuliuyulu/wangluoyulu_1063.html">·很欠揍却成功了的求婚

    很欠揍却成功了的求婚owe to beat very much but success of propose七点十分,我打手机给她:“你准备上班了吗?” 7:00 very, my hatchet man machine give she:"Did you prepare to go to work?"&Nbsp;她笑道:“

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  • ·经典情书

    经典情书classic love letterKISS郝美丽: KISS Hao beauty: Sorry,我把Miss拼成了Kiss,一不小心吻了你,实在对不起。 Sorry, I put together Miss Kiss, on carelessly kissing you, true sorry. 吾本良家子弟,正统少年,一向对美眉们保持一种昂首

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  • ·外遇

    外遇affairs一天公老鼠看见母老鼠钻进杂草里.过了一会.出来一只刺猬. 公老鼠一把抓住.说:你还说没有外遇.谁给你买的裘皮大衣…… One God the rat see a mother a rat drill into miscellaneous grass.Led a short while.Come out 1 stab Wei. Mal

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  • ·和博士后谈恋爱

    和博士后谈恋爱with Doctor empress fall in love很多女孩子发过这样的牢骚:说有些博士生、博士后读书读成了书呆子,一点浪漫都不懂,和这种“高智商”人物谈恋爱很没劲。 A lot of girl son the hair lead so of grievance:Say some Doctor to study to read after livi

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  • ·当鹦鹉爱上八哥

    当鹦鹉爱上八哥be parrot to fall in love with eight elder brothers鹦鹉深爱着八哥,表达爱意时却遭到拒绝,鹦鹉大吼:为什么?这一切都是为什么? The parrot love deeply eight elder brothers, expression love but encounter brush-off, the parrot roar lo

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  • " href="/wangluoyulu/feizhuliuyulu/wangluoyulu_1058.html">·逗你开心的笑话

    逗你开心的笑话 stir you of happy joke 逗你开心的笑话stir you of happy joke1.女:“只要有钱,我嫁给谁都行。”男:“银行的保险柜你嫁吗?” 1.Female:"Want ~only rich, I marry to give who all line."Male:&

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  • ·到底要嫁给谁?

    到底要嫁给谁? exactly want to marry to give?蜘蛛和蜜蜂要结婚了...... Spider and bee's want is married...... 蜘蛛感到很不满意,于是就问他的妈妈:“为什么要我娶蜜蜂?” the spider feel very dissatisfied, hence ask him o

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  • ·求爱信

    求爱信 courtship letter一位同学苦苦追一位音乐系的MM好长时间,在写完第九十九封信后,女同学回信一封,上书“61”两个大字,别无它言。 A classmate bitterness bitterness make track for a the MM that music fasten so long time, at finish write 99 let

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  • ·我已忘了你了

    我已忘了你了 I have already forgotten you我已忘了你了I have already forgotten you一个在前线打仗的士兵收到家乡的女友的绝交信,说她要和一位商人结婚,并请这位士兵寄还她以前送他的照片。 1 fore the line fight of the soldier receive the letter of break off friend

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  • ·爱的差别 love

    爱的差别 love爱的差别the difference of love一个美国人同一个法国人在谈论爱情。 An American the same of Frenchman is discuss love.“在我们国家,”法国人说,“年轻人向姑娘求爱都是彬彬有礼、含情脉脉的。以后,两人相爱了,最初,年轻人开始吻姑娘的指尖,而后是手、耳朵、脖子…&h

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  • ·有三个字没说[爆笑]had three word and say[joke]

    有三个字没说[爆笑] had three word and say[joke] 有三个字没说[爆笑]had three word and say[joke]    话说男女朋友深夜十八相送,离情依依…… The words say a male girl friend dead hour 18 mutually send

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  • ·我惨了 I miserably

    我惨了 I miserably我惨了I miserably小王:我惨了,昨日见一老头,当街与我女朋友拥抱! Kinglet:I miserably, yesterday see one old man and be street and my girl friend embrace each other! 老张:可恨,你出手了吗? old piece:Hateful,

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  • ·非主流感伤文章

    最牛的聊天对白你好坏呀!我呸!你这个小女孩真可爱!你是我的偶像,签个名好吗?多情是傻,无情最酷,痴情是蠢,绝情是懂得世故。因为我太帅了。没有女孩子敢来追我怎么不相信我?我好伤心啊!你打字速度好快呀,用四只手打?对女同志,放尊重点!冒昧地问一下,你是美女吗?你觉得我很讨厌吗?我想哭!呜呜...不要哭呀!!!我会心疼的!!!问世间,情是何物,直教人生死相许?我是很浪漫的!我是害虫我怕谁你说得我脸都红了

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